Women have heard all the lines, all the descriptions. They are angels raised up on pedestals. They are puppeteers behind successful men. They are vixens who put men under a spell. But tea bags? That's right. As Eleanor Roosevelt quipped, "A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water." Here's to Iron Goddess of Mercy, Jasmine Dragon Pear, and, of course, Gunpowder Tea.